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Robots in Disguise... -- Friday, June 30th
Here it is...
Transformers MovieAll those teaser clips on the internet and all the rumours and such...It's official--Time to transform and roll out!See the IMDB.Com entry here--Transformers - 2007
Watch out!! I'm blogging this!! -- Thursday, June 29th
'cause well, I can...
Wil Wheaton alluded to this very aspect about 'blogability'--faithfully recreating prince edward island--
She began to scoop my cone, and one of her co-workers, a teenage boy with a mouthful of braces and rubber bands -- a little geeky but clearly in the good way -- said, "You'd better be careful, he's blogging this.""How did he know I'm a blogger? Did he recognize me from something and he knows about my blog?" I thought. Then I realized, I'm wearing my black "I'm Blogging This" T-shirt from Think Geek. I go thru the day pretty much with the 'blogging radar' going all the time--"Could this be a potential blog entry? How 'bout that?"Out of the 100 blogging radar hits I get per day, very few actually end up here--as you can see by my "prolific" posting numbers... Basically, since I notice about 100 things I could potentially blog about daily, and actually write something once every few days, that leaves many, many things that I could yammer about.But being the nice guy that I am, I won't bore you, the reading audience with every little thing that I find interesting.That said, I am the kind of guy that is pretty much 'WYSIWYG'--What You See Is What You Get. I've basically prided myself on the simple idea that if I'm honest with myself, then I don't have to hide who I am from others--This is it, there isn't much more. I kinda like that idea actually. It evolved from my 'wearing my heart on my sleeve' from my younger days.I also appreciate openness between people--secrets cause conflicts. I'm not talking deep and dirty personal secrets here, mind you--but secrets regarding those with whom you're dealing with. To clarify--I'm a straight shooter and I expect the same in return.So with these blog entries, I pretty much state what I think, or how I feel, and I don't try to mince alotta words in doing so. That said, there is always a 'better way' of saying something that does not hurt or offend, and I try to keep that in mind as well. It's something we picked up going thru our lives--how to interact with our peers. There are some of us who are quite adept at making others feel comfortable and secure over the course of a conversation, and then there are those that immediately set you off--you know the type--the second they open their mouth you immediately feel angry or frustrated or hurt by what they're saying. There's a very old euphemism that I keep in mind just for such times--'never attribute to malaice or cruelty what can adequetely be attributed to stupidity.With all that said, from me to you, the reader--I'm sorry if if you read something in one of these blogs that personally offended or hurt you. There was no malicious intent ever written or implied in any of these writings. I blog about things and events that I find interesting.Having said that, I would also expect that if you, the reader, have an issue with anything I've said or done that you'd come right out and state just that--keeping it inside where it can fester will only embitter you towards me. I won't know about it therefore completely powerless to rectify it. I'm as open as I can be with each and every one of you and if there's an issue, I'd like to know.Whatever may happen, also keep in mind that I may blog about it!
What is your major malfunction??? -- Wednesday, June 28th
I'm gonna drop the hammer...
And dispense some indiscriminate justice!!If this Penny Arcade comic has any truth to it--Treachery ManifestThen I'm going to be a *very* happy computer game player...If Blizzard is in the process of starting to develop a Multi User Online Roleplaying Game based on my personal favourite PC game of all-time--StarCraft--then that's good news.If Blizzard isn't... well then... first, they should, and secondly, Penny Arcade's gonna hafta do some 'splainin'!!
The Beginning of Summer Pictures -- Wednesday, June 28th
Chippy Raspberries Woodpecker feeding
And Big News!! -- Monday, June 26th
Announcement--
Hey Spark! (no, the other one)Happy Birthday!
A book, by any other name... -- Monday, June 26th
Or at least, by its cover.
Growing up, I was taught the euphemism--'never judge a book by its cover'.I took it to heart, and my experiences through the years have shown me that it's really quite true.I'll try to not make any generalities and only talk about specific happenings, but these are things that I've noted--Standing in line at Tim Hortons (or other venues of choice), I've noted that often times a very 'high end' car like a BMW or an Audi or something will pull up to the front door (blocking traffic), the driver will come into the building and try and push his way to the front of the line (acting very impatient) and be very impolite to the hostesses behind the counter (and to the other people in line).Now this isn't *all* expensive car drivers. However, I have not seen a 1981 Vega driver park his or her wreck in front of the store and execute the same (what I'll call) uncouthness towards the general public.There was the one time I witnessed an extremely minor accident as well--guy, probably 40-50 something, in what looked like a brand new pick-up (a very large model--maybe an F350 or something) was 'rear ended' by a little lady (probably 50-60 something). I was standing right there and she barely bumped him. Yet he came out of that truck like wild-fire--his face all red and his pudgy gut swinging around as he faced his transgressor. He yelled profanities at the lady that would make a sailor blush because 'how dare she scuff' his brand new truck.Again, I'm not saying that all middle-aged heavy-set pickup drivers are mean as a snake. I plan on being a middle-aged pickup truck driver (pretty soon) and I tell ya--I don't think I'm mean at all.That said, the mean pickup truck drivers that I've seen are middle aged men who obviously put their truck before any societal decorum.The point is (and I do have a point) that you can't judge people by what they drive. You can make certain generalities, but that'll get you nowhere for there'll always be people who don't quite fit the 'stereotype'--I've met many people that drive BMW's and pickup trucks and they're the nicest, sweetest, most considerate people you'd ever hope to meet.I wrote that bit to get me to this next bit. It's been on my mind of late--really on my mind, and it goes something like this--People have told me that I should be careful about what I write here on this blog--"It may affect something at some indeterminate future date" is the general consensus. For example, a good friend mentioned just last week that employers are now doing background checks on prospective employees by googling them on the internet. If you did or said something 'bad' in the past and it's on the internet, that may affect your chances of getting hired.One concrete example was, again, a friend who runs an on-line photo journal. There was a picture on that photo-journal of someone else--an acquaintance--who was quite hammered at a party, and that image was captured for all posterity and posted on this photo-journal. Well, acquaintance's employer saw the photo on-line and there was some negative repurcussions for said acquaintance. E-mails for removal of pic from photo journal wasn't too far off, and done deal.The issue I have with this is as follows--It wasn't the poster of the picture who is to blame for the negative repurcussions the acquaintance faced, it was the acquaintance for getting sloshed in the first place (not that I'm going to put on my anti-fallen-down-drunk hat right now).Further, and more specific to me, if an employer is going to not choose me for a job *solely* on the basis of something I said here on this blog, then that's an employer that I don't want to work for. Bill Gates or not, no one dictates to me what I can think or say when I'm not at work.I've pretty much prided myself on the idea that I'm not ashamed of anything that I've ever said or done. Regrets? Yes. Woulda-coulda-shoulda done something else? You bet. However, no shame to be found. I've lived my life to the best of my ability. Any prospective employer of mine that reads this blog should have in her or his mind the idea that 'this Dave guy' has an opinion--not written in stone, mind you--on issues that affect us all. If I'm wrong, then I'll admit it--I've never had a problem fiximg my mistakes or updating how I look at things if warranted.I'm going to quote my favourite show--"When I write something, I put my name on it!" I refuse to change my opinion or 'tone it down' based on how someone might perceive me, and I refuse to be embarassed about the thing's I've said--If I can't stand up for me, who is good enough for me to stand up for? And if you make your decision about me based *solely* on the writings herein (or other 'wonderful' things on the internet with my name on 'em), then you're the person writing off all pickup truck and BMW drivers. I mean, you can go right ahead--it's your life--but I'll just go on living mine over here, thanks.
Commenters: Rosco, Sparky
99 Days To Go -- Friday, June 23rd
WHOO HOO!!!
Yup, it's now offically less than 100 days until we get hitched.I must admit that the nerves, the stress and the panic are all starting to kick in. Wow, I can't believe we are so close to becoming Mr. and Mrs. David and Sandy Koudys - Hmmm, I like the sound of that.
I'm tripping over them today... -- Friday, June 16th
More renunciation of 'old school' religion...
Don't Bow To God's BulliesIn which it is said by the Rev. Jim Rigby, HuffingtonPost.com--
If you want to know why Americans are so frightened and why we attack anything that challenges our dominance over others, read the Bible.Whereas American theology was born out of a hope for democracy, much of it is wedded to a picture of Christ as a benevolent dictator. Should we be surprised that a hierarchical cosmology would produce hierarchical churches and nations? Should we be surprised that religious nations that picture Christ as a loving dictator have produced conquistadors, inquisitors and crusaders? He makes this very astute observation--To picture God in terms of power is also one of the great bait-and-switch gimmicks of all time. People within the power hierarchy proclaim that God is the ultimate authority, and then appoint themselves as God's interpreters and enforcers. They are God's humble bullies. It has been one of the most successful con games of all time. Are you listening, Pastor Hagee? Pastor Falwell? Pastor Robertson? Con artists--all of you.Rev. Rigby goes on to say this very telling bit--The real Jesus was born illegitimately. He called himself "the human one." Just like Buddha, his authority came from truth, not power. He taught whoever has love has God. He said those who work for the common good are his church. The real Jesus was an anarchist. He spent his life refusing to claim power over anyone. He said that God is understood in terms of love not power. We add nothing to the majesty of "the human one" by adding a throne or a crown. If he did not want to rule over others in life, why should he want it in death? That is why Jesus is called "lamb of God"; he spoke not as the king of the universe, but from its heart. Maybe it is like the book of James always said--doing is more important than believing--"Those who work for the common good are his church".The important bit for us to remember, however, is this--Whatever prophetic voices survive in the church must take a message to the mainstream denominations. "We are guilty of our leaders' crimes. Just because we are silent and passive does not mean that we are innocent. If we have any status in the power hierarchy, we are partially responsible for its misdeeds." If we keep silent, we are just as guilty as those con artists that have hijacked 'God' for their own purposes.One of the commenters made that very clear--"People within the power hierarchy proclaim that God is the ultimate authority, and then appoint themselves as God's interpreters and enforcers."Beware of God's self-appointed interpreters and enforcers, they don his mantle to enslave you. How many times have I heard over the course of my life--"Don't do that!! It's a sin!!" Why? Who said that it was a sin? Some historical figure in a book? Or maybe someone's potentially flawed interpretations of whatever historical writings that were left by some historical figure? Either way, it doesn't matter--putting historical or religious dogma (and that's what it is--dogma) as the highest arbiter of what we can or cannot do is ludicrous. Open up Leviticus sometimes and come back and tell me we should follow what 'the bible tells us so'Another commenter had this to say--The native americans who were slaughtered by the Christians were 1000 times more Christian than those pious idiots you guys watch on tv and send your wages to so they can build another holiday home.When Salladdin re-took Jerusalem from the Christians he ordered his men NOT to touch their women, their churches, their livestock. His reason: "We are not Christians", was a reference to the barbarism displayed by the westerners who butchered anything that moved when they, previously, took the city.I think Christ was a real person but he's been hijacked. He spoke about levels of consciousness which we never explore because we're too busy building up an image of ourselves rather than facing truth. 'Main stream' religion is too busy making God and/or Jesus into their image.I definitley don't know everything, and I don't have all the answers, but from what I've read and what I've learned, i'm sorry--I can't be conned that way. To the Hagees, the Robertsons and the Falwells--you can try and keep your con going. However, more and more people are waking up to it--you can only bully people for so long before they realize they're being bullied and will just walk away.I've walked. And I haven't been happier in my relationship with God.
Commenters: Blair Scott
A fellow of like mind -- Friday, June 16th
It's good to know sometimes that I'm not alone...
Scott Kurtz, creator of the on-line comic strip, PvP, had this to say yesterday--
Three things have lead to my disenchantment with the religion in which I was raised (that being, the Catholic Church):1) The death of my mother - for very specific reasons.2) My best friend Rob introducing me to Carl Sagan. More specifically, his book "The Demon Haunted World"3) The idolatry of the religion. It seems we spent more time looking towards saints, Mary and the Pope than God. Though I've travelled a different avenue, I think that Scott and I are on the same page where religion is concerned.I especially liked this bit--This morning, during my morning surfing, I discovered this article: "Famous British astrophysicist Stephen Hawking says pope told him not to study beginning of universe."Stephen Hawking: a guy who quite possibly has the most advanced mind currently existing on the planet. One might suggest he is a gift from God. Those who like to read into things could even suppose that he is a key God has given us to unlock the mysteries of the universe(if one required that kind of imagery in order to buy into greater ideas and concepts).And now we find out that the Pope, a man who has just been put into the queue to enter SAINTHOOD, discouraged mankind from possibly using the greatest tool at its disposal to unlock the origins of our existence.Now why do you think he would do that? Why, indeed.This is Hawking's telling--Hawking, who didn't say when the meeting was held, quoted the pope as saying, "It's OK to study the universe and where it began. But we should not enquire into the beginning itself because that was the moment of creation and the work of God." So science can study the where's and the how's now, but not the 'how did it begin?', 'what started it all?' and then the obviously big fallout question as to the origins of, well, Life, the Universe, and Everything--'Why?'.Why wouldn't the Pope want these answers?Because if science can answer the 'why' as to the origins of the universe (and i'm going on record right now stating that I think it'll never be able to, but that's another story), that answer may make religion obsolete. If science 'proves' that 'God' isn't the answer, then where does that leave religion?To not get to the answer then, says the Pope, don't pursue the question.Religion, in this context, is like the 5 year old who thinks that there's a monster in the closet--it sits there cowaring outside the door, unwilling to open it. More importantly, religion doesn't want anyone else opening the door, either.So there religion sits, outside the closet door, century after century, unable to open the closet door.Galileo tried opening the door once and look wher that got him.Though, to be said, the same Pope that didn't want Hawking to pursue the 'Why's' also gave a 'reprieve' to Galileo--But in 1992, Pope John Paul II issued a declaration saying that the church's denunciation of Galileo was an error resulting from "tragic mutual incomprehension." Maybe there is movement towards opening the closet door.I can only pray that this is so.
Let's just think about the money, shall we? -- Thursday, June 15th
And think about our rides
In 1972, the average car price was $2000.00 (now this is from memory and I was only 5 at the time, so I may be a little off)In 2006, the average vehicle price that I'm noticing advertised on teh telly is $30,000.00.K, I'll wait for someone to rationally justify that leap of pricing over 30 years...But that's parenthetical to the point I'm about to make.I bouught a 4 year old Honda Prelude at one point in my life. Those who knew me then remember how much I loved that car (and I still have some pretty fond memories, but I digress...)Anywho, I bought the Prelude from a 'friend' at the dealership--sticker price $8,900.00--purchased price $8,900.00. Yeah, I was a mark and he knew it.Anyway, not having $8,900.00 in my bank account, I ended up with a payment plan over 4 years. In the end, the car costed me $12,000.00 (and a few emotional distresses, which, again, parenthetical to the debate).I had the car for about 7-8 years, so that worked out to be $1500.00ish per year. Yes I'm not including maintenance/repairs/gas--just talking about how much was paid for the vehicle vs the vehicle 'used' time.So 1500 dollars per year--Approximately 4 bucks a day. Not too bad--it's like a few cups of coffee--or in a high-end coffee shop, like a half a cuppa coffee.Anyway, 4 bucks a day isn't much when you really think about it. But let's get some perspective on this.How much time do you spend in your car? For everyone it's different. I figured out my average hourly usage per day is around an hour--convenient, that.Then I thought, how much do I use, say, my house? Well, besides the time I'm at work (and other miscellaneous coffee/visiting time) I probably average at least 16 hours a day thru the year at our abode. How long have we/will we own the abode? Well, I was personally planning on at least 20 years (but Sandy may have something to say about that)--but let's use that number for thes purposes.20 years in a home. Purchase price--$105,000.00--works out to be $5250.00 per year, or 14 bucks per day. Yet I spend 16 hours a day in the house, so it's less than a buck an hour. Car--4 buck an hour.Again, numbers have a way of proving what you want them to prove. But let's look at it another way--The average car price is $30,000.00. That's around one third our house purchase price. Think about that--a car, in which you spend an hour a day is one third the cost of a house, in which you spend 16ish hours a day.I can't 'appreciate' the cost of a vehicle when I look at it that way.Then there's this 'minor' issue--take your $30,000.00 car to the car compactor.Squish it into a tiny metal cube.Take that metal cube to the scrap dealers.$50.00 (maybe) is what you'll get for it.$50.00 worth of (raw) material in a $30,000.00 car.Where does the other $29,950.00 go?Paint?Robot worker wages?R & D?See, when I think of it like that, I really can't justify a $30,000.00 price tag on a new vehicle. Especially when we all know (and have heard of numerous times) that a vehicle drastically depreciates in value the second you drive it off the lot.Why?Because it wasn't worth the sticker price to begin with.A new car isn't worth the sticker price. However, the dealers/manufactureres ask for that price because they know that people'll pay it--"Ooooh--check out my new (insert car name here)!"I may have been a little jaded from my 'expensive' Prelude purchase (expensive being a relative term here), or I may have been a little spoiled by my last vehicle purchase...Let's talk about that for a sec--Mighty Dodge--purchase price (to me)--$500.00Years driven--6Figure that there out--22 cents per day.Did ya catch that? 22 cents per day.(And if I was actually on top of things (as I should have been), that Labour Day run-in with the MTO wouldn't have happened (that was my fault--not the vehicle's))Anyway, I guess the point is, why are we spending so much money on something that we only use for an hour a day? I use my bed more than I use my vehicle--though, to be said, a bed doens't contain much of anything.Bottom line (for me)--a vehicle is a utility--it's to get me to work and to home. That's the purpose of a vehicle. And if I can do that with a 500 dollar vehicle as opposed to a $30,000.00 vehicle, I'll take the 500 bucks, Alex.And I won't get started on the fawning and coveting that surround the mythos of the car.
Commenters: Calum Tsang, Janey, Sparky
When things are bleak... -- Tuesday, June 13th
And there's no hope
Sci Fi has the best quotations for the "bleakest hour", when the odds are against you and hope has all but left the building--
Battlestar GalacticaChief: What do you wanna do now, cap'n?Starbuck: Same thing we always do--fight them until we can't FireflyTracey: When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that… Zoë: … you find someone to carry you Star TrekKirk: My god Bones, what have I done?McCoy: What you had to do--what you always do--turn death into a fighting chance to live Babylon 5(far too many, but here's my favourite)--Delenn: This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw, .. or be destroyed.Capt. Drake: Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship.Delenn: Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else. As for other great sci-fi quotes, I think I'll stick to B5--Ambassador Londo Mollari: Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you! Mr. Morden: What do YOU want? Ambassador Vir Cotto: I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this. [waves] Ambassador Vir Cotto: Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden? This is a rather lengthy one--Citizen G'Kar: If I take a lamp and shine it toward the wall, a bright spot will appear on the wall. The lamp is our search for truth... for understanding. Too often, we assume that the light on the wall is God, but the light is not the goal of the search, it is the result of the search. The more intense the search, the brighter the light on the wall. The brighter the light on the wall, the greater the sense of revelation upon seeing it. Similarly, someone who does not search - who does not bring a lantern - sees nothing. What we perceive as God is the by-product of our search for God. It may simply be an appreciation of the light... pure and unblemished... not understanding that it comes from us. Sometimes we stand in front of the light and assume that we are the center of the universe - God looks astonishingly like we do - or we turn to look at our shadow and assume that all is darkness. If we allow ourselves to get in the way, we defeat the purpose, which is to use the light of our search to illuminate the wall in all its beauty and in all its flaws; and in so doing, better understand the world around us. Of course, to get the 'full impact' of the above quotations, one should be a fan and understand the events that lead up to the point where these words were spoken--put 'em in context, as it were.There'll be those that 'get it' and appreciate them, and then there'll be those that can't be bothered 'cause it's 'sci-fi'. Eh, to each his or her own.As for me, as with my love for science fiction,"The sky's the limit..."
More than meets the eye... -- Tuesday, June 13th
This brings me waaaay back
TransformerIf they make a 'real life' movie and the detail's that good, I'd pay the 10 bucks to see it.Probably due to legal issues, but Optimus was a red truck, not a white one.Nicely done, either way.
It's finally happened... -- Friday, June 9th
Yes, I hang my head in shame...
Telemarketers often call our abode.Most are for some sort of 'Donate to this!' thing, but I usually get them off the phone pretty quick--'We donate to other things. Sorry, we're not interested!'Today, however, the telemarketer called and caught me completely off-guard--"Hey!", says I."Good afternoon, Mr. Winchester..."Mr. Winchester???Waittaminit!!Was I inclined to donate to whatever she wanted me to donate to, with 'Mr. Winchester'--not so much.I mean, I think Sandy should keep her last name after we get married--my last name is prety much unpronouncable by those 'not in the know' (or are from 'wooden shoe' country), so she'd do well to keep her last name.As for me, I'm used to my last name and am kinda attached to it so I'm not inclined to change it.So Ms. 'Mr. Winchester' Telemarketer--no money for you!
Commenters: Sandy
Orwell knew nothing... -- Thursday, June 8th
Metropolis?? Baah!!!
Slaves to the sytems, slaves to the machines...So Sandy and I have decided that white invitations for our wedding... not so much. We want Ivory instead--more for the fall motif we've got going on.However, we had purchased wedding invites a while back at Michaels--they were having a 50 percent off sale (Yipee!!) and we had picked up the white invitations then for 25 bucks (normally 50! Good deal!!).Last night (our 'date night'--saw 'Break Up'--Kinda cute, but I digress) we headed up to Michaels to exchange the white invites for the ivory ones.We get there--Sandy grabs the Ivory invites and we stand in line.Now Ill point out some basic information--both invitation sets are made by the same company. Both come in identical boxes. Both contain exactly the same amount of invites/envelopes/reply cards/etc.The *only* difference, besides the SKU (which we'll get into), is that one set is white, the other is ivory.So we talk to the 'customer service' person--"We'd like to exchange this set (white) for this set (ivory)."We hand over the receipt and she starts the exchange process.However, the exchange process, at least for this store, is that the 'returned goods' is rung up and the price on the receipt is refunded, and the new item is rung up and the current price is charged.Well, that's not good for us--we got the item on sale for half price. She mentioned that we would owe the difference of 25 bucks."But wait", we note, "Isn't this a straight exchange? This one for that one?"Nope, that's not how this works. See, the SKU's didn't match--the white set was produced a few months ago and the ivory set was produced more recently. As if that makes a huge difference to a person.But it does make a huge difference to the computer, and it's the computer that must be right.So we ask to see the manager.She shows up and we explain the situation. She was wavering on the 'We have to pay the difference in price', when she came up with this brilliant idea--treat the return as if we didn't have the receipt.Exqueese me??See, if we lost the receipt, we could do a straight exchange with no issue.So we were told to 'hide the receipt' and we did the straight exchange thing, so that was okay.But then I got to thinking about it--we could have gone into the store last night with an item that was normally priced at 50 dollars (but which we bought for 25), returned it, and gotten a store credit for 50 bucks--how does that work better for the store?But ours is not to wonder why.In the end, the Michaels manager last night put customer service ahead of what the computer was saying, unlike a certain cable company that we recently had dealings with.But we'll save that for later.We now have our ivory invitations--that's the important bit.
Commenters: NancyLynn
Bloomin' Garden! -- Wednesday, June 7th
Look Ma! Onions! Baby Tomato Plant Flowering Peonies Raspberry bush looking a little untamed Sunflowers Bloomitjes!
We're moving!!! -- Wednesday, June 7th
To new digs...
Sparky's and Sandy's Space is moving to a new 'bon-a-fide' server!(Just thought I'd scare ya with the moving bit
Feeling nekkid.... -- Tuesday, June 6th
'cause I forgot my wallet...
It's at home (so any cops reading this--don't pull me over when I drive home tonite!!!) and I'm at work. Realized my little faux pas around the halfway-to-work mark, so I decided to not bother with it.But, of course, I get all 'I don't have my wallet with me so I better be careful not to get noticed whilst I drive'... so that made my drive in to work that much more stressful.And I'm feeling pretty much naked without it--it's like I forgot an item of clothing.So there you are.
Commenters: Gerry, NancyLynn, Sparky
How much is that? -- Monday, June 5th
The first ever Sandy and Sparky Garage Sale Lookit all the junk--er, I mean great stuff for sale! Sandy waiting for customers
A modern parable -- Friday, June 2nd
Of everyday life
The following is a parable. Any similarity between events described in the story and actual real-life happenstance is entirely coincidental.Joe Smith is a ditch digger. Joe, being that kind of guy, tries to be the best ditch digger that he can possibly be--he went to school for ditch digging, he's practiced ditch digging in his spare time, and he dug ditches for many of his friends and family for most of his life since high school.Now Joe, being again that guy, decided that perhaps ditch digging, as it is his love and passion, should be his primary source of income. He's pretty good at it--though to be said, Joe isn't arrogant about his ditch digging abilities and will often listen and appreciate what others in the ditch digging field have to say about their chosen profession.It may have taken a few years, but Joe got he considered to be a pretty decent job... nay, a career as a ditch digger for a very big company.The company was a good one and Joe was happy with his digging of ditches and geting paid for it for many years. Joe got to share in knowledge exchange with other ditch diggers and everyone was happy.Unfortunately, as is often the case, things started to go awry. Small things at first, but these issues started to negatively impact on Joe's job duties of ditch digging.For example, in any position in a company there is bound to be 'administrative time'--time where Joe wasn't digging ditches but had to fill out paperwork for 'the management'--whatever the paperwork might be. Joe realized that 'administrative time' is a necessary evil in any profession and he was more than happy to fulfill this duty as assigned because that comes with the job.However, management started to become micromanagement, and instead of Joe relegating 10 percent of his time to 'administrative tasks as assigned' and 90 percent to actual ditch digging, he found himself in a situation where his time was shared almost 50 percent between paperwork and actual ditch digging.Again, because Joe loved to dig ditches, and the company he worked for was still paying him a very good salary to dig those ditches, Joe didn't particualry kick up a fuss, even though he wasn't digging as many ditches as before--'comes with the territory', Joe thought.However, with the micromanagement reducing Joe's time for actual ditch digging to around 50 percent, it was noted that not as many ditches were getting dug. Management, in their infinite wisdom, decided that bringing in some contractors 'to pick up the slack' was in order. Joe's private opinion was that if he had less adminstrative overhead, he could dig more ditches himself, but alas, management didn't see that wisdom.So in came the contractors. Contractors, at least from what Joe could see, neither cared or loved the company or ditch digging as much as Joe. But Joe kept that opinion to himself.However, when the contractors, due to ignorance, stupidity or outright thoughtlessness, started to fill in the ditches that Joe's trying to dig--well, that was a little too much for Joe.Joe sat down with his boss and mentioned what was going on with the contractors. Joe showed his boss the ditches that he's dug, and then had to redig them because the contractors filled them in.The boss mentioned that he'd take care of it, so Joe left it in his bosses capable hands.Turns out that the contractors contined to 'make errors'. Joe knows about errors--in his long years of digging ditches, he's made more than his fair share. However, Joe always took responsibility for his errors and vowed to learn from them and never made the same mistake again.Not so much for the contractors--they disavowed any knowledge of filling in the ditches, even when confronted with documentation and witnesses--'We didn't do it--it can't be us!!'Again, Joe took a trip into the bosses office. Joe wasn't an unkind soul to circumstances, but when the contractors were shown the errors of their ways and blatantly lied about their involvement thereof, Joe was a little peturbed.Again the boss stated that he was managing the problem.Joe went back to his job--digging ditches and filling out paperwork, and left the issues to the purview of management.Life like this went on for Joe--digging ditches and redigging filled in ditches. Management continued to state that they were managing the issues, and promised more help for Joe and his fellow ditch diggers--for more and more ditches had to be dug, and there was less time and people to dig these ditches.The help from management came in the form of more administration--"We need to know what you're doing with your time! Please fill out these forms on a daily basis."The parable of Joe the ditch digger doesn't have an ending--at least, not a proper one. I picture Joe, trying to comply to the micromanagement of the company whilst still trying to perform his daily ditch digging tasks to the best of his abilities. Many people who have heard the story of Joe have stated that perhaps he should look for ditch digging opportunities with other companies. The problem being, Joe knows from speaking with his ditch digging cohorts that mostly all other companies have very similar issues--the old euphemism--'better the devil you know...'But I thought I'd put the parable of Joe down into writing and share it with all of you. Maybe, in the hope that if you know someone in a similar situation, or you're in a similar situation, you have to know that you're not alone. There are many, many people out there in the business world that are in the same situation--you're trying to 'dig your ditches' and others are filling them back in, or adding heaps of administrivia to your daily duties which makes it nigh impossible to dig the ditches that you were hired to dig.Of course, the best bit of advice for this fabled Joe person comes from a television show--
"So you hate your job? There's a support group for that. It's called "Everybody", and we meet in the bar." - Drew Carey
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When you're up on the stage, it's so unbelievable... -- Thursday, June 1st
Unforgettable, how they adore you...
My good friend Craig mentioned to me many months ago that Roger Hodgson was going to play in Kitchener.Well, knowing my love for the group known as 'Supertramp' and all bandmembers, current and former, thereof, I was pretty excited.Craig, being the totally cool frood that he is, picked me up a ticket for my birthday.The day finally arrived--May 31st, 2006. Mark (another big fan), Craig and I proceeded to find 'The Centre in the Square' (got a little lost but that's another story). One thing--The Centre in the Square is set up and looks like a smaller version of Hamilton Place--I kinda liked that.Craig and I did a ballpark estimate--the venue has approximately 1500 seats, and all of them appeared to be full for the evening.So we sat down, talked about our favourite Supertramp songs, and waited for the show to begin.Promptly at 8 p.m., the Kitchener Orchestra tuned themselves, the cacophany of sounds faded as the lights dimmed, and then the spotlight on stage left--Roger Hodgson strolled out.Everyone was estatic.Without too much preamble, he sat himself in front of the synthesizer and launched into 'Take the Long Way Home' (one of my top 5 favourite sing-along songs). Roger belted it out like he did on my favourite live album--Paris. The symphony was also wonderful. I've always thought that Supertramp songs would do well with a large symphonic orchestra, and I pretty much loved all of it.Between most of the songs, Roger spoke to the audience about the songs and his memories regarding his writing or other ancedotes regarding his craft. And we lapped it up--all of it.Hodgson played three non-Supertramp songs during his set, and they all went over exceptionally well. I previously thought that he was pretty talented but watching him play the guitar, the piano, the synthesizer and belt out songs--some of which he wrote over 35 years ago--and keep the audience entertained with stories and such--the love he has for his chosen craft was palpable and I was pretty much blown away. He encouraged the audience to 'help' with 'School'--we were to be the screaming school kids that you hear near the beginning of the song--that was fun!There was one point--I think it was right before Roger sang 'Dreamer', when he started to say something that piqued my curiosity--but he stopped himself from continuing. He said something like, "The next song I want to do is also from 'Crime of the Century'" *pause* "Actually I... well, nevermind..." Oooh, to know what he was about to say...His appreciation for the orchestra was apparent--he gave them kudos through the entire evening, noting a few times that it's extremely difficult at the best of times for an orchestra to play with a band--added to this difficulty was the limited rehearsal time before the show--basically a day. That said, the orchestra was fantastic--they pulled off 'Fools Overture' flawlessly (at least to my ears) while Roger played both the piano and the synthesizer.After that, he thanked us for showing up, even with the bad weather, and left the stage. Everyone stood up and there was thunderous applause--even the orchesta members were stamping their feet on the stage.So Roger came back out, got his guitar, and played 'Two of Us'. Then with yet another heartfelt thanks to the symphony and the band members, Roger stated that he was going to play one more song, and that we could sing along if we wanted. He mentioned that he had written this song over 35 years before, but the song has more poignant significance today than it did when he wrote it. So he started playing and singing 'Give a Little Bit'. We were all standing and singing and clapping and just having an absolutely fantastic time.But alas, all good things...It was a phenominal concert-going experience. The only things that detracted from the evening was the bit about where we got lost trying to find 'The Centre in the Square', and a very aggressive usheresse that was not happy I was using my cell phone during the intermission. But those two things couldn't negatively impact the great music and talent that we witnessed on the stage.Since the concert was in a 'family friendly' venue, there was no age restrictions--the audience was made up of people aged from 7 to 70--if you looked around, you would see what looked like grandparents with their grandkids. That was a unique sight for me. As well, there seemed to be many late teens/early twenty somethings attending--I don't know if they just had nothing better to do on a Wednesday evening
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